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Real "Thank You" Letters from Real People Pleased as Punch "Thanks for your honesty, Grandpa. I just read the manual from cover to cover and I now understand what I need to do. I will start my trapping tomorrow. Again, thank you." Dave (Rarin' to Go!) Unbridled Truth Dear Grandpa, WOW! "WOW! You DO know your stuff! I downloaded your book, went to the store, bought the trap that you show in the book, set it in a hole (in our newly planted lawn) and the next morning BINGO! Caught that little sucker! I can't thank you enough. Just wanted to tell you a bigTHANK YOU." A. Keller (Thrilled with Fast Results) Happy in Spokane "Your Guide covers all the bases, so it is very valuable to everyone. So nice
of you to follow-up (with my questions)." Took Control "I've done at least five years of research on moles and I've debunked all the 'myth methods' of treatment on my own (amazing how many people still tell me to use Juicy Fruit - as if they've used it successfully). However, your guide was just what I needed when it came to actually trapping them. It's important to get control over my lawn now because it's crucial that I get an established lawn before the moles ruin it all. So I appreciate your guidance in pointing out the fact that the trap can be used for a variety of tunnel levels. I have two neighbors losing their minds as well, so I know they're counting on me to put your book to good use! Thanks again, and I'll be back in touch to let you know how I fare." Cheers, SSOOOOO Excited! What a sweetie... God bless you... it's been so nice doing business with you! Excited in Wisconsin Now There's Hope "Hey, Brooks, I got the little bastard! He was a big one. There may another one, but no hills in 2 days. Your guide worked great! Thank you, thank you. I thought about taking a photo and sending it to you but figured you've seen enough of these critters. I have been trying to get this one for months and months - he made a complete mess of my lawn. I feel now there is hope. After so much time and money I have spent, I had completely lost hope and was just ready to hire a service. You will laugh, but I had spent nearly $400 in baits, smokes and even traps (but the wrong type). Honest truth. Thanks again." Breathin' Easy in Washington Wacked Out "Thank goodness! I've tried all the BS and the varmints were still driving me nuts! Thank you for delivering sanity to our yard!" Wayne "the Wacked" At Last! "I can't believe it's so easy. Our yard is finally getting back into shape. Thanks so much." Resting Easy in Salem Go Figure "I've spent a lot of dough on many of the so-called remedies you talk about in your letter. Your sure-fire solution turns out to be the simplest and cheapest. Go figure. My mole problem is now under control. Yippee!" Happy in Sacramento Taking Pride "I was about to give up when I came across your letter on the Internet. I had 50+ mole mounds and more piling up by the day. With your instructions it took a little while, but I've about got it under control. My neighbors are happy and I'm feeling a whole lot better about my yard's appearance. Thank you, thank you!" Smiling in Salt Lake City Mole Mounds Cost Money "Have to tell you, I got tired of tossing good money after bad re-sharpening my mower blades. I thought if I just mowed over the mounds eventually the moles would go away. Hah! Silly me. So I got your guide and took action. The cost of the guide was a lot less than fixing my blades. Now I'm money ahead, and my place looks a lot better. Thanks." Saving Money in Boise Seems to Like Me "I appreciate the fact that you took the time to write a personal letter (regarding my order). Your attitude toward customers and service is rare today. It's a real pleasure doing business with you." Satisfied in Illinois Hey, You Callin' Me an Old Timer?? "You know Brooks, it's refreshing that old-timers like you are still around
with great info and not "bleeding" people to death by charging outrageous prices. Some of these
(so-called) 'experts' need to get a clue. I wonder how many of them have the wisdom and knowledge like you?
Not many I suspect! Grateful in Indiana * * * * * * These are real letters from real people. (I also got a couple of silly, crude letters from 'ol sourpusses who apparently thought the darlin' little varmints would merely trap themselves or go ahead and traipse on over across the street to visit the neighbors.) Anyway, want more proof? See for yourself what we're all taking about. Go ahead and get Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide today. It just may well be the most valuable investment in your yard (and your sanity) you'll ever make. But listen... if at any time you're not 100% thrilled, just tell me. I'll send your money back. Pronto! Better yet... e-mail me
your letter raving about Something else: The good 'ol U.S. of A Federal Trade Commission says I gotta tell you that the above results are not necessarily typical and may vary from person to person. (Well, duh!) With the help of my guide, those folks did the trapping. In my humble opinion, it's better to take positive action and try to get rid of the furry little creatures than do nothing and let them run amok in your yard. So go on ahead and get the dadgum Mole Attack Survival Guide now! And finally do something about your mole problem. You'll feel better. And it's as right as butter on popcorn.
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