How to Build the Best Damn Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder on the Planet! I guarantee if you want a squirrel-free bird feeder that actually works, the one I came up with a few years ago will do the trick.      Squirrels NEVER EVER bother my feeder. And that makes Grandma happy as a clam at high tide. Birds, too, by golly.      And in my brand new set of plans, aptly called "Grandpa's Ultimate Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder," you'll find plenty of easy-to-follow directions, along with lots of photos, to make one for yourself. Or make a bunch of 'em.      For example, you'll get... • a complete materials list • step-by-easy-step building instructions • alternative styles and materials • plus a full set of Bonus squirrel-proof Bird-Feeder plans made with common PVC pipe and fittings      All you need to put these nifty feeders together are a few household tools... like a hammer, saw, screwdriver, pencil and measuring tape. Along with a couple of pleasant hours of your time. Make one with your kids or grandkids. They'll get a kick out of it.      Now then, to get your complete set of "Grandpa's Ultimate Squirrel Proof Bird Feeder" plans plus the unique and ever-so-popular PVC bird feeder bonus plans for only $7... ... just click on the PayPal button below. Then follow a couple of download steps and the plans manual will arrive directly to your computer in a flash.      But if you'd rather, you can get it shipped to you on a CD by speedy airmail. Just tuck your check or money order for $7 payable to Owen Publications, along with your name & address, and send it to... "Bird Feeder Plans" c/o Owen Publications Box 305 Battle Ground, WA 98604-0305      Shipping is free.      Believe me, you're gonna love the bird show in your yard. (It's a riot to watch the squirrels trying to climb into the feeder... that's gotta be worth the price right there!) And the Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder Plans Come with My Famed Anytime Money-Back Guarantee      If you're not happy as a calf in tall clover for any reason, you'll get a prompt refund. Anytime you ask. Plus, you can even keep the plans. No questions. No hassles. You've got my word on it.      So go ahead and get "Grandpa's Ultimate Squirrel-Proof Bird Feeder" while you're thinking about it.      It's easy to put together and... you'll love it!