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And my guaranteed method makes it so doggone easy. Believe me... dead moles don't lie! Man, Was I Dumb as a Stump I remember when my yard was the neighborhood "mole hangout." To get rid of 'em, I foolishly bought nearly every goofball "remedy" and tried every half-baked idea that came down the cow lane. Like... moth balls, castor oil, bleach, red pepper, broken glass, firecrackers, hair, exhaust, sonic blasters, poisons, and gum. You name it, I tried it. And let me tell you, none of that hogwash has ever worked. Not gizmos or gadgets. Not vibrators or twirlygigs. And not goofball gimmicks. Never will. Next day, the moles come back. More mounds. More damage. More mayhem. You know, I have to smack my forehead at how much time and money I wasted over the years on all that horse pucky. Besides, it's insane to have those toxic stuff around because they're unhealthy and hazardous to your kids and pets. Not to mention they can be harmful to the environment. On the Other Hand... ...trapping is the only true and safer way to make sure they're gone. And there's a simple strategy to trap moles a landscaper once showed me, that I've since perfected. Crucial procedures he picked up from a couple of 'ol farmers. A few necessary steps that're often overlooked, yet proven effective time after time after time! For instance, did you know that to find out exactly where the invading mole is "working" you should knock down the existing mole hills? Then, a bit later, when a new mound pops up that's where he is and you can set your trap. Another tip. A few years ago, Jerry Snell, a lifetime Oregon farmer explained that, once you've uncovered the exit hole, to dig out only a shovel-wide and deep. Simple little thing, but important because you don't want the mole dodgin' the trap. And here's something I came up with years ago. Once in a while a mole confounds me. He doesn't do what I expect. So, in the evening I thoroughly water a section of my lawn. The wet soil attracts a lot of worms and various bugs which, in turn, lure the mole. That way, I know where he is and... gotcha! OK, let's stop right here. Despite what you might think, catching
moles is a
piece of cake. Especially when you're Yep, based on my 27 years success I've gotten pretty durn good at mole trappin.' I even taught my 16-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, all my "tricks of the trade." Next day, the youngster went right on out and caught two of 'em in her backyard. All by her little self. One thing's for certain... if she can do it, you surely can. Now, before I keep on bendin' your ear, I gotta say... ... these methods may not be for you. They're only for folks who're chomping at the bits to vanquish the destructive little rascals themselves and save a ton of money. So hiring a mole trapping pro may the best solution for you. Just so you know, they charge between $50.00 and $150.00. Depends on where you live. BUT... you can kill moles by trapping 'em yourself... you can stop the havoc they inflict before it gets out of hand. That'll make your life much easier, you'll hang on to your hard-earned cash, and you'll smile a lot more. Anyways, for years folks have been prodding me to reveal all my mole control secrets. So awhile back (along with Marvin Case, fellow mole trapper and newspaper editor) I put all our combined know-how into a handy-dandy 52-page manual that I cleverly call "Grandpa's
Ultimate Mole In it you'll find every detail of both our stealth-like "die-and-goodbye" methods to eliminate moles. (That's a combined bonus of 51 years success!) The manual reveals the why, what, when, where and the how. All the important tactics you gotta have in your battle-ready arsenal to win the war against these bad boys. Everything's explained, clear as a fresh-washed window. Does it work? Durn tootin' it does! Like Alice Keller in Ohio recently wrote, "WOW!
You do know your stuff. I downloaded your book, Loaded up with plenty of how-to directions, photos and drawings the manual shows you exactly how to get rid of moles in your yard 'n garden. Easily. Quickly. Inexpensively. Let me tell you, you'll get your eyes opened to stuff you won't find anywhere else. For example, you'll
find out all these What 15 things you should NEVER do if you want to know how to kill moles for good Which mole trap to use. No, they're not all the same! There are 57 types and brands. (Some even look alike.) But we have the most success with a certain one you can get dirt-cheap most anywhere. An easy way to find the ground mole's main tunnel lickety-split... no more guessing or trial & error. Wendell, the old golf course greens-keeper 'round here, taught me this way back in '86. Marvin's clever secret to catch the annoying critters in hard-to-reach locations How to quickly pinpoint precisely where to place mole traps for best results Savvy tricks to correctly position and set traps When you should set your moletrap (yep, there's a right time and a wrong time) How and where to set multiple traps, if need be A goofy "Old West" move that'll tell you which of your traps catches the most moles How to dispose of your "catch" the environmentally correct and easiest way How to snare "top running" moles that raise the sod creating a varicose veins appearance in your lawn ... and why I think you shouldn't do it! The neat trap-setting maneuver that Neal-the-Barber taught me whilst his razor was a bit too close to my left ear PLUS... how my friend, Gary, improved the reach of the trap by 300%! I've caught moles real quick with this dirt-cheap add-on. Works like a charm. I told him he oughta patent it, but he won't listen. Says he's glad just to tell you about it. So he gave me a couple of photos and directions to include so you can attach it your trap, if you want. It's pretty easy. And a bunch more. Like, how to get "inside the head" of the mole... why they do the things they do... what they eat for dinner (and why you should give a hoot)... how they dig tunnels under your yard... and on and on Oh, one more thing. I'll also give you all the free mole trapping advice you need. Just ask. Anytime. So you see, nothing's left out. I'm giving you "the works." It's as if I was right there, hand on your shoulder. And after nearly three decades of successfully trapping Stop Wasting Time & Money Here's the thing. Right now, at this very instant, moles are silently gathering beneath your yard. Plotting to make more molehills. Which, of course, drives you crazy and makes your place look like an ugly war zone. So, as I figure it, you've got three ways to go. 1. You can keep on doing whatever you've been doing to get rid of the irritating little troublemakers 'til the cows come home. It won't do any good, but you can keep on spinning your wheels, if you're having fun. 2. You can ignore the problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or, 3. You can remove moles like I do. Kill 'em dead! Pure and simple. And the best part is... you can learn how to get rid of 'em for a measly 7 bucks! That's all. Chicken feed, actually, to be well-armed with all our 51 years of proven tips, tricks, techniques and strategies. So if your yard sticks out like a sore thumb... if you're frustrated and nodding your head thinking, "Phooey, I've had enough of those pesky varmints messing with my yard and I'm finally going do something about it right now!" then Here's How to... ...own your own personal copy of Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Just scoot your mouse arrow over the safe 'n secure PayPal picture below, click on it and follow a couple of simple steps. Then you can download your 52-page manual faster'n a jack rabbit on a date.
But if you'd rather, you can get it by regular 'ol snail mail. Either way, you'll soon know exactly how to take care of your mole problem once and for all. Your Lifetime,
No-Monkey-Business But, you ask... "what if I try it and decide I don't like it?" No worries. Simply tell me and your 7 bucks will be returned to you pronto. Yep, your money back whenever you want. One month. One year. Five years. Whenever. No questions. No phony baloney. My thinking is, if this isn't for you, why pay for it? Best part is, you can even keep the 52-page manual as my gift just for learning how to get rid of moles once and for all! Maybe you'll give it to a friend or your neighbor and let them have at it. So you see, you've got nothing to lose. BUT you have the very best shot possible at finally taking control and eliminating those aggravating creatures. Oh, and for a short while I'll even include two FREE BONUSES. Bonus #1 is a handy Guide that tells you 5 simple secrets to help you whip your sorry grass back into shape. It's called... "Five Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard" If your lawn's a pain-in-the-grass, you'll discover five trouble-free ways to beautify your yard that'll save you time, money and energy plus protect the environment, to boot. Learn about composting & mulching, site-suitable plant selections, smart watering, pest management, natural lawn care and all that. It's good info to know after you've taken care of all those ugly mole hills. Bonus #2 is another Guide called... "Ten Proven Ways to Grow Healthier, Happier, This guide explains proper indoor potting techniques, feeding, fertilizing, watering, plant care while you're on vacation, and more. You get both Bonus Guides free included with Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Now time's awastin'. And those unwelcome critters are hard at work. Wreaking havoc with your lawn. So if youve been playing "Whack-A-Moleฎ" for way too long, get your "how to kill moles" manual now. While it's fresh on your mind. You can't go wrong. You've got my word on it. Now go get rid of your *$#& moles! |
