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Tips for Getting Rid of Ground Moles and Other Such Varmints Around Your Place Have a Mole Question? Ask Grandpa You Really Gotta Read Grandpa's "Love Letters" And Even MORE "How-To" Stuff About Getting Rid of Yard 'n Garden Pests * * * * * If
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There's only one sure-fire way to get Kill 'em Dead! If that's not your cuppa tea... if you just love the pesky little critters... if you're content with those dang pests screwing up your yard 'n garden over and over again ... then my message is not for you. BUT if you're ready to finally do something positive to control moles for good and regain your sanity, this letter will surprise you.
UNTIL... I started using this simple, hasn't-failed-me-yet method to kill moles that I've since perfected over the past 27 years. And believe me... dead moles don't lie! Man, Was I Dumb as a Stump Back in the day, my yard was the neighborhood "mole hangout." So I bought nearly every goofball "remedy" and tried every half-baked idea that came down the cow lane. Like... thorny rose branches broken glass red pepper bleach
moth Good grief! You name it, I tried it. And I gotta tell you, none of that hogwash ever worked. Never will. Next day, they come back. More mounds. More damage. It's a vicious cycle. You know, I have to smack my forehead at how much time and money I wasted over the years on all that horse pucky. On the Other Hand... ...trappin' is the only true and safer way to get rid of 'em. And there's a simple strategy to trap moles that a landscaper once showed me. Stuff he learned from a couple of old farmers. It's a simple process that's been proven effective time after time after time! Now let's stop right here. Despite what you might think, my way of mole trappin' is a piece of cake. It's as
easy as Yep, based on my 27 years success I've proven that trappin' is the only positive solution. And, if I do say so myself, I've gotten pretty dang good at it. I even taught my 16-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, all my "tricks of the trade." Next day, the youngster went right on out and caught two of 'em in her backyard. All by her little self. One thing's for certain... if she can do it, you surely can. And, like me, you're gonna feel good and grin from ear-to-ear when you take action against those nasty little rascals once and for all. Now, before I keep yakkin' on, I gotta say... ... these methods may not be for you. They're only for folks who're chomping at the bits to trap and kill moles. And truth be told, not everyone's interested. I understand. So hiring a mole trappin' pro may the solution for you. Just so you know, they charge between $35.00 and $75.00 per mole. Depends on where you live. And another thing you gotta know. You'll never stop the mole invasion totally. Sure as shootin' and certain as sin, they'll keep on coming. Year after year. Digging as much as 100-feet of tunnels under your yard in a single day! Short of dredging out a 6-foot deep "mole moat" around your place and lining it with rocks and a metal plate, there's nothin' you can do about it. And that's the truth of the matter. BUT... you can now take control and get ahead of the little varmints by trapping 'em yourself... you can stop the havoc they inflict before it gets out of hand. That'll make your life a whole lot easier and you'll smile a lot more. Then once you've got your mole problem under control, it'll be weeks, even months, before you gotta set a trap again. Anyways, awhile back with the help of my 'ol buddy and fellow mole trapper, Marvin I put all the vital how-to stuff into a handy-dandy 50-page manual that I cleverly call Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide In it you'll discover every detail of my stealth-like "die-and-goodbye" mole control methods. The manual reveals the why, what, when, where and the how. All the important tactics you gotta have in your battle-ready arsenal to win the war against these bad boys. Everything's explained, clear as a fresh-washed window. Does it work? You betcha it does! Loaded up with plenty of step-by-easy-step directions, photos and drawings the manual shows you exactly how to get rid of moles. Let me tell you, you're gonna get your eyes opened to some stuff you won't find anywhere else. For example, you'll discover these all these vital things... What kind of mole trap to use. No, they're not all the same. There are many kinds and many brands. Some even look alike. But I have the most success with a certain one that you can get dirt-cheap most anywhere. An easy trick to find the ground mole's main tunnel lickety-split... no more guessing or trial & error. Wendell, the old golf course greens-keeper 'round these parts, taught me this way back in '86. (Yes, 1986!) Marvin's little secret of how to trap moles in hard-to-reach locations How to pinpoint precisely where to place mole traps for best results. What to do to correctly position and set traps When you should set your moletrap (yep, there's a right time and a wrong time) How and where to set multiple traps, if need be A goofy "Old West" move that'll tell you which trap catches the most moles A sneaky way to lure the invading yard moles right into your waiting trap How to dispose of your "catch" the environmentally correct and simplest way How to snare those troublesome top running moles that raise the sod creating a "varicose veins" appearance in your lawn ... and why I think you shouldn't do it! The neat trap-settin' maneuver that Neal-the-Barber taught me whilst his razor was a bit too close to my left ear Plus... how my neighbor, Gary, improved the reach of the mole trap 300%. I've caught moles real quick with this simple add-on gizmo. Works like a charm! (Told him he oughta patent that sucker, but he don't listen.) And a bunch more. Like, how to get "inside the head" of the mole... why they do the things they do... what they eat for dinner (and why you should give a hoot)... how they dig tunnels under your yard... and on and on Oh, and one more thing. I'll give you all the free mole trappin' advice you need. Just ask. Anytime. So you see, nothing's left out. I'm giving you "the works." It's as if I was right there, hand on your shoulder.
And after nearly three decades of successfully trappin' Stop Wasting Time & Money Lookee here, right now at this very instant, moles are silently gathering beneath your yard. Plotting to pop up more mounds of dirt all over the place. Which, of course, will drive you bonkers. So, as I figure it, you've got three ways to go. 1. You can keep on doing whatever you've been doing to get rid of the irritating little troublemakers 'til the cows come home. It won't do any good, but you can keep on spinning your wheels, if you're having fun. 2. You can ignore the problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or, 3. You can remove moles like I do. Kill 'em dead! Pure and simple. And the best part is... you can start gettin' rid of moles for a measly 7 bucks! That's all. Chicken feed, actually, to be well-armed with all my proven tips, tricks, techniques and strategies. Everything you've just read about! So if your nodding your head and thinkin', "I've had enough of those pesky moles messin' with my yard and I'm finally gonna do something about it right now!" then Here's How to... own your own personal copy of Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. It's super easy. Just scoot your mouse arrow over the safe 'n secure PayPal picture below, click on it and follow a couple of simple steps. Then you can download your manual faster'n a jack rabbit on a date.
But if you'd rather, you can get it by regular 'ol snail mail. Either way, you're soon gonna know exactly how to take care of your mole problem once and for all. Your Lifetime No-Monkey-Business OK, now I reckon you're wonderin', "what if I try it and decide I don't like your way of trappin' moles?" No worries. Simply tell me and your 7 smackers will be returned to you. Pronto. Yep, your money back whenever you want. No questions. No phony baloney. No weaslin'. I figger, if this isn't for you, why pay for it? What's more... you can even keep the 50-page "show you how it's done" manual as my gift just for learning how to get rid of moles once and for all. Maybe you'll give it to a friend or your neighbor and let them have a go at it. So you see, you've got nothing to lose. BUT you have the very best shot possible at taking control and eliminating those aggravating creatures. Oh, and like they say on the boob toob, "But Wait, There's More!" For a short while I'll include two FREE GUIDES. Bonus Guide #1 tells you 5 simple secrets to help you whip your sorry grass back into shape. It's called... "Five Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard" If your lawn's a pain-in-the-grass, you'll discover five trouble-free ways to beautify your yard that'll save you time, money and energy plus protect the environment, to boot. Learn about composting & mulching, site-suitable plant selections, smart watering, pest management, natural lawn care and all that. It's good stuff to know after you've gotten rid of all those ugly dirt mounds. Bonus Guide #2 is called... "Ten Proven Ways to Grow Healthier, Happier, This nifty guide explains proper potting techniques, feeding, fertilizing, watering, plant care while you're on vacation, and more. You get both Guides free when you order Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Now time's awastin'. And those unwelcome varmints are hard at work. Wreaking havoc with your lawn. So if youve been playing "Whack-A-Moleฎ" for way too long, get your how-to-kill-moles manual along with both Free Guides now. While it's fresh on your mind. You can't go wrong. I promise. And you're gonna feel a whole lot better... your yard'll look better with the mole mounds gone... and you'll thank me just like these folks. By the way, a nice lady sent me this note awhile back...
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DO know your stuff! I downloaded your book, Anyways, to Sum It All Up I'm giving you the very best deal you'll ever find to help you rid your place of those bothersome moles. You'll get... 1. step-by-step details of my "die-and-goodbye" mole trappin' techniques (27 years success) 2. plus the Free "Five Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard" guide 3. plus the Free "Ten Proven Ways to Grow Healthier, Happier, Better Looking House Plants" guide 4. free mole trappin' advice 5. my anytime money-back gare-un-tee, if you're not pleased as punch 6. and... you can keep it all, even if you ask for a rapid refund. No monkeying around. 7. everything for only 7 bucks! Now that's one whale of a bargain. So go on ahead and click on the PayPal picture below. Right now is best, 'cause those vexing critters won't trap themselves... they'll just keep on tearin' up your yard until you do something about it.
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