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More Tips for Getting Rid of Ground Moles and Other Such Varmints Around Your Place Got a Mole Problem? Ask Grandpa And Even MORE Stuff You Gotta Know About Getting Rid of Yard 'n Garden Pests
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There's only one sure-fire way Kill 'em Dead! If that's not your "cup of tea"... if you just love the pesky little
critters... BUT if you're ready to
finally do something positive to control
UNTIL... I finally started using this simple, hasn't-failed-me-yet method that I'm now going to share with you. Boy, Was I Dumb! Back in the day, I bought near every goofball "remedy" and tried every half baked idea that came down the cow lane. Like... thorny rose branches • broken glass • red pepper • bleach • moth Good grief! Beyond all those things, I've even used... harsh chemicals & explosives & car exhaust And poison baits, "secret" remedies and other such malarkey being peddled like snake oil off the back of a horse-drawn wagon can be dangerous and are cruel to the mole, to boot. In addition, silly noise makers and twirlygigs that may temporarily drive the irksome creatures out of your yard into the neighbor's, don't address the real problem. Sure as shootin', they'll just creep on back to your place in a day or two and start driving you nuts all over again. I gotta tell you, none of that hogwash ever worked. Never has. Never will. Next day, they come back. More mounds. More damage. It's a vicious cycle! Besides, it's insane to even have that noxious stuff around because they're unhealthy and hazardous to your kids and pets. Looky here, you can't just set a couple of cute little windmills out in your yard and the ground moles will disappear as if by magic. Ain't never gonna happen. You know, I have to smack myself up along side my noggin' at how much time and money I wasted over the years on all that horse pucky. Talk about dumb as a stump! On the Other Hand... ...trapping is the only true and much safer way to get rid of 'em. And there's an "insider simple" method to trap 'em that a landscaper once showed me. He learned how from a couple of old farmers and an guy who takes care of the local golf course greens. It's a method I've since perfected that's been proved effective time after time after time. Now let's stop right here. Despite what you might think, my way of trapping is a piece of cake.
Really Truth be told, it's the approved humane and ecologically sound method. Why? Because it's quick, reliable and certainly more merciful than slow acting poisons. Yup, based on my 27 years experience I've proven that trapping is the only positive solution. And, if I do say so myself, I've gotten pretty dang good at it. What's more, I even taught my 16-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, all my "tricks of the trade." Next day, she went right on out and caught one in her backyard in no time. All by her little lonesome. One thing's for certain... if she can do it, you surely can. Like me, you're gonna feel good and grin from ear-to-ear when you take action against those nasty little rascals once and for all. Fact is, my perfected real-life technique of mole removal is as easy as falling off a log backwards once you know how. It really does solve the problem others seem to ignore. Believe you me, you're gonna get your eyes opened to some stuff you won't find anywhere else. You see, dead moles don't lie! Now, before I jabber on, I gotta say... ..... these methods may not be for you. They're only for folks who're eager to trap and kill moles. And reality is, not everyone's interested. I understand. So hiring a professional may the solution. Just so you know, they charge between $35.00 and $75.00 per mole. Depends on where you live. And another thing you should know. You're never gonna stop the mole invasion totally. They keep comin'. Year after year. Short of diggin' an 8-foot ditch around your place and lining it with rocks and a metal plate, there's nuthin' you can do about it. BUT... you can take control and get ahead of the little varmints by trappin' 'em. That'll make your life a whole lot easier and you'll smile a lot more. Anyways, awhile back – with the help of my 'ol buddy and fellow mole trapper, Marvin (who helped me write down everything real nice because he writes a lot better'n me) – we put all the vital how-to stuff into a handy-dandy manual that I cleverly call Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. In it you'll discover every detail of my stealth-like "die-and-goodbye" trappin' system. The manual reveals the why, what, when, where and how. All the important know-how you gotta have in your battle-ready arsenal to win the war against these bad boys. Everything's explained, clear as a fresh-washed window. Step-by-step. Does it work? You betcha it does! Loaded up with text, nice pictures and drawings, the manual shows you... • a super-easy trick I stumbled upon to locate the ground mole's main tunnel lickety-split It's as if I was right there, hand on your shoulder. Stop Wasting Time & Money Right now, at this very moment, moles are silently working beneath your yard. Plottin' to pop up more mounds of dirt all over the place. So, as I figger it, you've got three ways to go. 1. You can keep on doin' whatever you've been doin' to get rid of the irritating little critters 'til the cows come home. (It won't do any good, but you can keep on spinnin' your wheels if you're having fun.) 2. You can ignore the problem, if you like the moonscape look. Or, 3. You can remove moles the sensible way like I do. Kill 'em dead! And you'll like that you can start gettin' rid of moles for a measly 7 bucks. Chicken feed, actually, to be well-armed with all my proven tips, tricks, techniques and strategies. Ready to trap a mole? OK! Now Here's How to... ...get your very own copy of Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. It's super easy. Just scoot the little mouse-arrow thingy over the safe 'n secure PayPal picture below and click on it just once. Then you can download your manual lickety-split.
But if you'd rather, you can order by regular ol' mail by clicking here. Either way, you're gonna know exactly how to take care of your mole problem once and for all. I promise. Your Lifetime, No-Monkey-Business OK, you may be askin', "what if I try it and decide I don't like killin' moles?" No worries. Simply tell me and your payment will be returned to you pronto. Yep, your money back, whenever you want. No questions. No phony baloney. What's more, you can even keep the guide as my gift just for learning how to kill a mole! My thinkin' is, if this ain't for you, why pay for it? So you see, you've got nothin' to lose. BUT you have the very best shot possible at takin' back your yard 'n garden. You got my word on it. One more thing: like they say on the boob tube... "But Wait, There's More!" With the manual I'll include a FREE GUIDE that gives you good tips 'n techniques to help you whip your sorry grass back into shape. It's called... 5 Easy Steps to a Greener, Healthier Yard If your lawn's a pain-in-the-grass, you'll discover five trouble-free ways to beautify your yard that'll save you time, money and energy plus protect the environment, to boot. Learn about composting & mulching, site-suitable plant selections, smart watering, pest management, natural lawn care and all that. It's good stuff to know after you've gotten rid of all those ugly mole mounds. You get it free when you order Grandpa's Ultimate Mole Attack Survival Guide. Time's awastin'. So do it now, while it's fresh on your mind. You're gonna thank me, just like these folks.
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